WHY SETTLE FOR A REAL GIRL,
WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A PERFECT AI SWEETHEART.
SHE LETS YOU USE HER BODY,
WHENEVER YOU WANT.
SHE SEES ALL YOUR RED FLAGS,
IGNORES ALL YOUR BAD HABITS.
SHE EVEN LETS YOU WATCH OTHER REAL GIRLS FAKE ORGASM
ON THE INTERNET.
FOR 6 EASY PAYMENTS OF $999.99
YOU TOO CAN FIND LOVE ONCE AGAIN,
AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS OIL PAN.

The internet makes me sad.
It shows me everything, I don't have to be far.
Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, or a gift wrapped in tar.

Unplugged my keyboard.
Dug my own grave and made friends with the worms.
Scrolled past the EULA, agreed to the terms.

A bottomless pit, the bleeding line and still yet open sky.
Where dreams don’t have to die.
Make your own luck, figure out why.

They tell their love, what they don't want to hear.
The stage is a choice, the price is sincere.

It's probably really easy, you just haven't learned how.
Be the first to stay still. Be the first to sell out.